You go your whole life, living in a grey world.
Chasing after every spark of light, but never catching it.
They test you and test you, seeing if you're ready...
One day, you will be.
They'll poke you and prod you and deem you fit;
You've matured, become a better person.
You're ready to move on.
They'll welcome you, with open arms.
Take you with them, into the light.
They'll give you a home.
They'll give you a name.
I hope you all have a wonderful time.
(And if you're like my family, and actually celebrate something else entirely, I hope you have or have had a good time with that as well.
Redone on 12/22/12
Start with 100%. X everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that
you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin
[x] Smoked.
[x] Drank alcohol.
[x] Cried when someone died.
[ ] Been drunk.
[ ] Had sex.
[x] Been to a concert.
[x] gotten/given a handjob.
[ ] gotten/given a blowjob.
[x] Been verbally/sexually harassed.
[x] Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (me: /pokes/ I'M SECUALLY HARRASSING YOUUU)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%
[x] Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (aww man, I feel up my guy friends ALL THE TIME xD)
[x] Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
[ ] Cheated on a boyfriend/girl